Everyone Knows They’re Going to Catch the Flu When Pat Starts Wearing Puffy Jacket Around the Office

We all knew it was over when Pat started shivering and wearing his puffy jacket INSIDE the office

Pat started coughing on a Tuesday. On Wednesday his cubicle had turned into a battle zone overflowing with tissues, tea elixirs and cough syrups. But on Thursday, when he started wearing his puffy jacket IN the office, we all knew it was over – Pat was going to get everyone sick and there was nothing we could do about it.